Ruler of the Overtime Realm, Saint Ashley, blessed be.

Ruler of the Overtime Realm, Saint Ashley, blessed be.

My ass continues to grow… Altering its form, strengthening perpetually until the day comes when it can’t be contained within the confines of my robes.

Lord Ledonk

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Welcome to the church, my child. Blessed be.

you are making me not like the character leon kennedy anymore :/  @Anonymous

Uhm ok? - Prophet Peyton

There is no “character leon kennedy”, only a god.May the lords guide you to the right path.Blessed be child.

-Prophet Naeda

“Leon said, ‘My ass is not of this world. If it were, my servants would fight to prevent my arrest by the Umbrella leaders. But now my ass is from another place.’ ‘You are ghetto, then!’ said Christopher. Leon answered, ‘You say that I am ghetto. In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to twerk. Everyone in the fandom loves me!.’”
Ledonk 18:36-37 (NIV)

A mission for the followers of the church

To show your love for Lord Krauser, next time you’re in a grocery store, let your faith for him guide you to the pasta aisle, where you will then get on your knees and pray. If anyone questions this, you have the right to assault them with pasta. Blessed be.

How may I assist thee in thy holy pilgrimage?

Holy merchant

*AHEM* LEON KENNEDY IS AN ASS. THANK YOU.  @Anonymous

AHEM, LEON KENNEDY HAS THE BEST ASS. THANK YOU. - Prophet Peyton

Thou shall not get a cheap weave

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Welcome into the love of the lords

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